how is hash made

“In The Good old days” Ramblings:?
in the good old days:-
A Contact – used to be when two metal cables carrying electrical current came in touch with one another
A Mouse – used to be something that ate a bit of cheese
A Keyboard – produced musical tones to which one could hum merrily along to
A Surfer – Used to scream kawabunga and wax his board (not much changed there then)
The Web – Was something you always had in the corner of your house no matter how many times you spring cleaned
A Password Hash – was when you made a mess and allowed everyone to see your pin for your bank account
A Floppy – Was something unspeakable for all men.
A Megabyte – was something those damn mosquitoes always gave you in abundance!
A Kilobite – was a fatal insect bite….(they were poor souls that recieve one of them =*()
A Seed – was something you planted into the ground and waited for it to sprout
A Leecher – was a big Gelatenous blob that once it bites would never let go
Add your own! 10 points for the best answer =)
myspace was an armchair
Hash made easy….