hash rooster
Check this one out slightly naughty?
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a
Couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that
They’ve run out, goes back to question the chef.
“Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?”
Gus replies, “I ran out of fresh eggs,
I only have two rotten eggs left.”
The waiter says, “Give him the rotten eggs.
He’s so bombed he won’t know the difference.”
Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps on
Hash browns, sausage and toast. The drunk is
So hungry he wolfs down the breakfast without
Comment. He goes to pay the cashier and asks,
“Where’d you get those eggs?”
She replies, “We have our own chicken farm.”
The drunk asks, “Do you have a rooster?
“No,” she says.
The drunk replies, “Well, you’d better get one,
Because some skunk is screwing your chickens.”
I thought it was a little boring myself sorry.
um naughty? really? iam sorry not really funny…i can pretend to laugh if it helps?
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